humour time.

Rite, middle of the week, time for some humour..........
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A mother who's son was allways getting into trouble finally asked him
" how do you expect to get into heaven ? "
the boy thought about it and then told his mum.........
well, i'l run in and out, in and out and keep slamming the door until ST. Peter says " for heavens sake Dylan, will you come in or stay out.

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And...........
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A little boy told his teacher he'd found a dead cat on the way to school,
" how did you know the cat was dead the teacher asked him "
cause i pissed in its ear and it didnt move, the boy told him,
" you did what!!!!" the teacher asked,
" you know, i like, leant over and went psst! and it didnt move.